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Mutt — Sun, 11/02/2008 - 10:46

If you haver ever been in a situation where you wanted to discuss the girl next to you with a friend but couldn't.  A great way to be extra creepy is to text your friends what you otherwise couldn't say at the moment.

Example: 

Texter 1: Would ya? (refering to the act of mating)

Texter 2: I would totally chilli dog her. (see OSC if you don't know what this means)

Chilli Dog

Great way to "whisper" in a room.

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 Just for

sandpaper — Mon, 11/03/2008 - 01:31

 Just for clairification,

This stems from a texting convo I had with a fellow greaser blueberry on a couch at the Halloween party we were at (yes some people do invite us to parties, at least once anyway). 

We could just there and text what we would do to whatever girl would be in the room, or if she was "bone worthy".

Try it sometime.  Get some support from your friends on the girl you're targeting for the night.  Or point out some flaws in others. Great secretive fun.

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hahahahah hopefully we all

Laura (not verified) — Sat, 11/15/2008 - 14:11

hahahahah hopefully we all passed the test?

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