THE RULES - If You Wouldn`t Eat Soup Out Of Her Ass Then You`re Not A Fan Of Soup - University Comedy

There is no easy way to describe this site.  It revolves around "The Rules".  If you have ever heard from your friends, "You cant do that...its against the RULES."  and didn't quite understand, well we try and to explain to you these rules.  These could someday bail you out of a shitty situation, or help guide your cock.  Whatever the case maybe, we're here to help you.
The Rules was born in Prince Edward Island Canada and is spreading like a bad STD to New Brunswick, Halifax, and even Vancouver... watch out Ukraine! We think of ourselves as average Canadians.  We basically just get drunk and write about crazy shit. Hence the spelling mistakes.
Feel free to read up on our recent shenanigans and favorite  websites, movies, and music in our greasy yet tasteful blog.
Consider us your online DJ's of filth and offside comedy. 
We are always looking for sharp intellectuals to add content, think you have better rules than us then send us your grease.  We might add it to the list.  Now to The Rules:
 
Friend Constitution - The Rules!
RULE 1: Bros before hoes.
RULE 2: Jerseys (any type of shirt)  are always optionable. Abuse of this rule could be considered greasey.
RULE 3: Anything left more than 24 hrs at the party house is considered "the house's". Alcohol and girlfriends included.
RULE 4: Must be able to drink on command.
RULE 5: Go big or go home!
RULE 6: Take er easy and if she's easy, take her twice.

Unconfirmed Rules
These are some rules that are still to go in front of the Grease Council to determine if they shall be enshrined.  Most of these are by Sandpaper, so there are some weird ones like proposed rule 24...
Add your comments at the bottom of the page. What you like, what you don't, what you would add. Tell us off. 
7:  If a Bro is on a hot streak, another Bro will do everything in his power to keep the streak going, even if this means his own record to go down, missing work, or going to another country.

8:  If a Bro picks up a guitar at a party and starts playing, another Bro will only request songs that he knows his fellow Bro knows how to play.

9:  A Bro must buy fellow Bro's a round of drinks without the said round being used to payback for another round that was purchased by a Bro, or without the presumption that the round will be compensated by another Bro.

10:  A Bro will provide his Bro with a ticket to an event if the event involves the Bro's favorite sports team in a playoff scenario.

11:  When two or more Bro's are engaged in any form of adult entertainment, one Bro is forbidden from intentionally or unintentionally touching another Bro in ANY capacity,  including to but not limited to; a high five, or a fist bump.  It is also forbidden to engage in looking at a Bro where the look lasts longer than 3 seconds.

12:  In the event that two or more Bros acquire the same target, the Bro that has gone the longest without some action has dibs.  Should there be a tie, a secret game of roshambo (a game; to kick each other in the balls over an object, last one standing wins) shall determine the successor.

13:  Should a Bro be near to sealing the deal with a girl, his Bro shall do everything in his power to ensure the first said Bro's success; up to and including the seduction of said girl's wildly unattractive cousin/friend/ or mother. Thalt shall jump on the grenade.

14:  If a Bro, for whatever reason, gains intel of another Bro's girlfriend's birthday/anniversary, he shall try to make that information available to his Bro, regardless of whether he thinks his Bro already knows.

15:  A Bro may not speculate on the expected guy/chick ratio of a party or venue without first disclosing the current observed ratio.

16:  A Bro shall never reveal the score of a sporting event to another Bro until that said Bro has thrice confirmed "its cool"

17:  A Bro will, whenever possible, hook up his Bro with the hottest chick in the room unless dibs were called by first mentioned Bro, in which case, he will hook his Bro up with the second hottest chick.

18:  If a Bro is in desperate need of a wingman, another Bro will drop anything to aid the first mentioned Bro.

19:  A Bro will hangout with another Bro upon request, unless the first mentioned Bro has a girl lined up during the hours of the hangout, WHICH he has told about to the second mentioned Bro at least 2 hours before the intended hangout.

20:  A Bro shall, whenever possible, provide his Bro with protection.

21:  A Bro will, in a timely manner, alert his Bro of an impending or ongoing girl fight.

22:  A Bro shall at all times say yes.

23:  The Mom of a Bro is always off limits, but the step mom of a bro is fair game, if she initiates it and/or is wearing at least one article of leopard print clothing. See Cougar Guide.

24:  Thou shalt not make eye contact during a Devil's 3-way. (Two Guys)

25:  Thou shalt not sleep with your Bro's ex.

26:  A Bro, if the circumstances of the case admit, must put aside all beliefs, to "seal the deal" for another Bro.

27:  A Bro, shall never cock-block another Bro.  If unintentionally done, a reparation of a drink must be paid.
28. A Bro shall inform a fellow Bro of impending hair loss of the second mentioned Bro, only once.  It may be repeated however, if both Bros are ingage in chirping.  But shall cease in the presence of a chick.  Further use shall be considered cock-blocking.
* If you show up at a party you must bring a set of buns for each sausage you bring to avoid a sausagefest.
 
Grease Vs. Chirps - There Are No Rules
In order to fully appreciate this website you should understand two terms very clearly: Chirping and Greasing.  Chirping is insulting someone with your  vocabulary and crudeness.  In a relative sentence: "Man I just got chirped"  Greasing is more of the action end of the whole spectrum. 
Steal your friends seat.  Greased him.  Steal your friends girlfriend. Greased him beyond measure.  In a sentence: "Don't grease me man! That's my girlfriend!"