THE RULES - If You Wouldn`t Eat Soup Out Of Her Ass Then You`re Not A Fan Of Soup - University Comedy

I was going to give a certain unnamed person (Sandpaper cough cough) the chance to explain this story but they have left it too long and it must be told.  The story in short form.  It's almost like describing a color to a blind person.  Very hard thing to explain. Trust me, try it.  Anyways a cetain anonymous greaser has done the following. How expensive was this virgin hooker, nobody knows.

The Facts.

1. Met girl on Myspace.

2. Flew to a certain unnamed US state. (on air points!)

3. Took virginity of 18 year old foreign female fresh from high school.  5 year differential.

4. Spun web of lies. Including a lie to a ``nongirlfriend``...who thinks she is a girlfriend.

5. Estimated cost for pootie: $1000.

This action has disolved the Grease Council and is deemed a more critical issue than the US economic bailout.  Members of the council are shocked at the greasiness...although amazed at the same time.  Myspace memberships are up. 

This is either the most patriotic act in the history of Canada or the most shameful.

Is a virgin hooker an oxymoron?