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Mutt — Sat, 10/18/2008 - 23:29

We have all been greased by a certain French Sandpaper greaser lately.  Now it is the time to get it off your chest.  Please list why you hate him and or greases he has thrown at you.

HATE HATE HATE

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I can't prove it but I'm

blueberry — Sat, 10/18/2008 - 23:30

I can't prove it but I'm pretty sure he somehow gave me herpes

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Grease: He told me he loved

Mutt — Sat, 10/18/2008 - 23:31

Grease: He told me he loved me, when all he really wanted was to bang my ass.  He told me to bite the pillow because "he was going in dry".

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I'm pretty sure that he's

blueberry — Sat, 10/18/2008 - 23:31

I'm pretty sure that he's been stealing underwear from my underwear drawer

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he lost the war why is he

test (not verified) — Sun, 10/19/2008 - 16:37

he lost the war why is he still in this country?

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He keeps trying to hit on

test (not verified) — Sun, 10/19/2008 - 17:37

He keeps trying to hit on me,even though he knows that I'm not gay, sooner or later he'll get his.

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You got one of those emails

Jebus (not verified) — Sun, 10/19/2008 - 18:16

You got one of those emails too???

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 Well.  Thank you for your

sandpaper — Mon, 10/20/2008 - 07:10

 Well.  Thank you for your comments.  

I needed to remove some objectionable material from this post (pictures are a no no).

Now please sit back and let me try to redeem myself by providing The Rules elite with some explanations.  

Blueberry: To kill 2 birds with one stone, you got the herpes from mutt. I know this because i gave them to him. Your Welcome. Also on the mutt topic still. He has been taking your boxers in an attempt to fabricate the guy thong. Or Gong, as he calls it.

Mutt: Its just tough love. Deal with it.

And i know who 'test' is.  You might have thought that 'we' lost the war, but in reality we're cookin up a croissant packed so full of grease, it'll make your blubber obsolete.  

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