THE RULES - If You Wouldn`t Eat Soup Out Of Her Ass Then You`re Not A Fan Of Soup - University Comedy

Situation: Phone call between two besties who touch each other's testies (frenchy and blueberry).  It had potential for Grease Of The Month, but was disqualified because he did it to himself. 

Suddenly the conversation was interrupted by a squeeky little french fart on the phone. 

Did you just fart into the phone? - Blueberry

Yeah man I just greased you! - Proud Frenchy

SILENCE

So you farted on your phone and then put it to your mouth? - Blueberry

MUFFLED GASPS FOR AIR

Yeah...It's ungodly.  Excuse me while I rape a young boy. - Frenchy