WORDS OF WISDOM

Insights that have been passed down through the ages...well not really, we just made this shit up. Enjoy.

• If she’s attractive and rich. No condom. Lock it up for life.
• If the girl is a squirter, pull out.  Leaving IT in causes "thumb-over-the-garden-hose" effect.

Relationship Rules 

Still in development:... Apparently there has been some issues raised over the meaning of certain terms such as dating, seeing, love from Sandpaper.  In substitution please review our plan to reduce our environmental footprint below:

 We at "The Rules" are committed to the environment.  The three R's are crucial to our plans.

Reduce - Reduce her selfesteem.

Reuse - Reuse her vagina.

Recycle - Recycle your game.

Signs You're Going Out

Some ways to determine if a girl who you've been having sex with thinks that you're going out.

1) Matching Halloween costumes

2) Meeting the parents

3) Tampons in your house (when there isn't a girl paying rent there)

4) Hand holding

5) Receiving Birthday Presents from her

6) Receiving a Christmas Present from her

7) Straightening your clothing that you are wearing

8) Inviting herself over

9) Inviting herself over to your friend's

10) Nick names (you know the kind.......babe, sweety, honey.....or any short forms of those words)

If you've said yes to at least 2, you're entering the BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND zone. Beware my friends.