GLOSSARY

Well you can surely find the meanings of these terms on other sites but we thought we'd give you a dose of some loose terms thrown around here:

68 - a blow job and a "I owe you one".

Beef Curtains: A girl with a large labia menora. Don't worry you'll know it when you see it. Looks like a toungue.

Blumpkin: Receiving a blowjob while taking a crap.

BSTL - Bag Stuck To Leg. Uncomfortable shifting ensues.

Chili dog - When you dump on a girls chest and then titty bang her.

Cottage Cheese: The characteristic of the female ass/ and or thighs in which there is a lot of cellulite.  Makes you never want to eat cottage cheese again.

Devil's Three-way:  A 'menage a trois', or three-some of the sexual variety where there is two guys one girl.

Dishy Fart: When a girl farts out of her clam.

Double Decker: Motorboating 2 sets of breasts at the same time is called a double decker.

Double Dipping:  A 'menage a trois', or three-some with two girls one guy. (awesome)

DSL: Dick Sucking Lips. Large "Julia Roberts" type lips used for falacia.

Eiffel Tower: Great video to describe this french act.

Eye Fuck: The ability to fuck someone with your eyes. You look like a creep but it's worth it.

Finger Bang: The art of using your fingers to pleasure a woman in the vagina. Regardless of the number of fingers.

Get Up In Dem Guts:  Very intense penetration.

Get Up In Dem Brains!: Very intense oral penetration.

Hate Fuck: Having sex with someone with whom you dislike. Very similar to "Angry Sex", however with "Hate Fuck" you legitimately dislike that person.

Houdini: When having sex with a girl from behind. Tell her you are going to go, then spit on her back. When she turns around ejaculate on her face. Then with a smile yell "HOUDINI!!!" .

Karma Fuck: Whenever something bad happens to you because you did something unethical. Note: We are due for a bomb on our houses...

Mind Fuck: The process of having mental intercourse with someone.  "I just mind fucked the shit out of your mom".

Motorboat (ing): Placing your face the the cleavage of a larger set of breasts and blowing air out of your mouth while shaking your face back and forth in her breasts.

Pearl Necklace: Spermage in the face.

Reach around: Too gay to describe.

Rim Job: Ass to mouth. Never go ass to mouth?

Skull Fuck: - To bang a ladys mouth...hard.

Snaggle Fuck: Don't even know.  Gentle love?

Snowball: When after ejaculating in a girls mouth, she plays with it in her mouth and/or spits it in another girls mouth.

Toss The Salad: Eating ass.

Tea Bag: When someone is sleeping, you take off your pants and proceed to dip your ball sack in their mouth. Greasy greasy greasy.

Zombie Fuck: Having sex with a girl when you're dead tired.  You're amazed it's still up, and the "sex talk" is just a series of grunts and incoherent babbling

ZJ: If you don't know what this is you can't afford it.