Grease Corner
Grease Definition: To perform an act of sheer greasiness. Not always a prank but very well can be. Also see Grease Of The Month
“DISCLAIMER”, this section are things to stay away from doing to your friends NOT suggestions. But if you must. You must. This can quickly turn into a grease war. Nobody wins in a grease war.
And without further delay:
VIAGRA DANCEOFF
- Before a big night out dancing throw some Viagra in your friend's drink and send him to the dance floor.
TRANNY SURPRISE
- When watching porn and your friend leaves the room, change it to a tranny station. Wait for him to sit down and say wow look at those tits only to moments later see her dick. Double up the fun by leaving the room and taking the batteries for the remote.
WIRELESS NETWORK CHIRP
- If you are using a wireless network change wireless name to something suggesting that your friend is a homo/pedophile.
NINJA DUST
- The art of capturing a fart and throwing it at someone.
JELLY FLOP
- Throwing jellyfish aka bloodsuckers at your friend. May cause severe physical pain.
POOP DECK
- Pooping with the door open so the stench and sounds are openly present.
GREASE POOP
- An unflushed poop is a greasy poop. AKA leaving floaters on purpose.
PLANT AND SCRAM
- Impregnate girlfriend of roommate. Make them raise the child.
GAY WEBSITE
- Make a website devoted to how gay your friend is and post suggestive photos of him. Think besties who touch each others testies.
DUTCH OVEN
- Fart in bed with your significant other and then pull the blanket over her head to gass her.
DICK PARADE
- Draw dicks on everything. Books, magazines, friends computer background.
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