THE RULES - If You Wouldn`t Eat Soup Out Of Her Ass Then You`re Not A Fan Of Soup - University Comedy

There are many different types of drunk in the world.  There are also some  people who have the ability to progress in evolution, or decline in evolution resulting in communicating in a barbaric tongue.  See pic below:

"I feel sorry for people who do not drink. When they wake up in the morning it is as good as they are going to feel all day." -  Frank Sinatra

 The Classic Drunk Profiles

You've seen them out and about.  Now know how to describe those drunks.  There's one at every bar.

1. The Six Feet Tall and Bullet Proof - This type of drunk will fight anyone.  They are usually practicing jersey's opt. outside the bar.

2. The Pisser - The guy that will pee anywhere.  Kitchen sinks watch out.

3. The Cryer - Sometimes the toughest of the tough will cry after drinking themselves blind.

4. The Comotose - Just doesn't do anything. May take a nap in the bar. Gibberish abounds

5. The Drunk Drunk - Almost not funny how inebreated they are. Watch out for spilled drinks.

6. The Angry Drunk - Smashy smashy and fights often occur from this drunk.

7. The Vandal - Otherwise passive people can become vandals in their drunken state.  Seem to find enjoyment in breaking things.

8. The Explorer - Always ends up on randomn adventures.One minute they're right beside ya.  The next they're running out by the airport for no reason.

9. The Homosexual - Always ends up on randomn adventures in other guy's rooms. Any guy that gets over friendly with guys after a few drinks.  You know who you are!

10. The Close Talker - Can't stand em. Spit likely outcome.

11. Sweaty McSweats - When the drunks get overheated. Often cause by close grinding. Notice by the change in color of his or her shirts.

12. The Striper - Always is taking off the jersey. Will usually deny they did it. Proof is in the pics.

DRINKING TERMS

These are some of the terms that you should know if you are planning on getting "sauced"

Double Fisting - Consuming two beverages at the same time.

DFDRC - Doube Fisting  Double Rum and Cokes

Chasing - Taking a shot and then swishing it down with something less strong.  Real men chase with beer.