-In every breakup there is a clear "winner" and a clear "loser".  To determine the points allotted to each, to determine the "winner" or "loser" of the relationship, there are a couple categories, with different amounts of points going to each.

The Reason

The first being: The reason for breaking up.  

If it ended in a heated arguement (hopefully with breakup sex) who had the upper hand?  This can be hard to determine.....there is the QUANTITY issue, and the QUALITY issue.  Much like a shitty english essay (or french.....we ARE in Canada), it all depends on who's taking in the facts. Obviously the upper hand in an arguement gets 1 point.  If you're having trouble determining who actually HAD the upper hand (don't worry its only reasonable that to you your facts would mean more) we could help you out as an unbiased party (we're rooting for you *cough*)...

Another point in this category is usually pretty clear cut...... The breaker/ the breakee..  Now there's always the arguement "YOU BROKE US UP" or something along those lines...... very cheap/greasy and not true...... There is always ONE person who kicks the relationship in the nuts.  Best it be you.  This one is worth 3 points.  AND on top of that, if you're the one that is able to break it off, it would show your ex that you feel that you could maybe do better. Always a good thing.  Gives you the power in what lasts of your relationship, and shows that you have confidence in getting a better girl.  Again, good thing.  However if you are the one that gets kicked in your relationship nuts, you will be on the other end of this strategic game and that would suck donkey dick. 

You're probably panicing right now.....no one likes a kick in the nuts unless you get some weird sexual kick from it, and probably enjoy people stepping on your cubes.........where was I?.....oh yeah.....don't panic.....you can still come back from this.  Its only worth 3 points, and there are more categories to struggle through like a tied up hooker on E.

Duration Without Sex

OK, on to the second: The longest time without sex.

This is still up for debate in the grease council.  I say the quicker you lay, the better the chance of you moving on.  Whilst my associate Mutt, believes that if you go out blasting, it won't be as satisfying, or something gay of that nature.  This is harder to judge.  You might need to rely on a grease council ruling on this one. But 1 point none the less.

Looks Looks Looks

The third: Who looks better? (or who got better looking)

Kinda clear cut for this one.  Has she gotten hotter? Has she gotten overweight? Or maybe you like overweight..... Whatevs man. We only judge a little.  The main judging fact for this is if you were to pair each other up again, who would look more out of the other person's league.  Good way to determine if she got hot is to ask one of your wingers. Winner of this gets 3 points.  Unless she got fat then 4 points to you.

So its out of 7.  We'll keep monitoring this issue here at THE RULES and try to keep this scorecard updated as much as possible.  

If you have any suggestions that you believe should be on the scorecard please let us know.

SP