Surprise There Is A Dead Hooker In Your Hallway

Mutt — Fri, 01/02/2009 - 19:49

Do you want to spend hours entertaining yourself with an asian blow up doll but not in the sexual way your thinking of. Well read on.

Well I was out and about on a pretty regular Saturday night. Was at the bar and was trying to smooze some poor cute girl. Anyways got to the end of the night in the taxi and I asked her to come in. She made some excuse about having to meet up with her sister which oddly enough I heard from another girl the night before.

I later found out she had a boyfriend. O well. You don't shoot you don't score.

So I come running up the stairs, heading for sleep slumber when I remember that earlier on in the night they had plastered my room with Christmas lights.

Thank god, She didn't see that. Might have thought I was weird or something. Then I saw her. Her twisted head popping out from underneath the blankets. An Asian blow up doll. Close call. I don't think I could have explained that logically.

So what did I do. The only thing a reasonable man could do, I hung her noose style from xmas lights hanging in the entranceway.

Not satisfied with the shock value I got the next morning from hanging a dead hooker. (Apparently this is standard behaviour in our house), I decided to place the doll in the bathroom down stairs in the squatting position. I later heard a girlish scream. A grease war ensued with the blow up doll being placed in weird places. It's surprising how freaky this thing is when you don't expect it to be in the room.

This is what I walked into after going out for fast food.

Asian Blow Up Doll Fan