THE RULES - If You Wouldn`t Eat Soup Out Of Her Ass Then You`re Not A Fan Of Soup - University Comedy

I have a funny story that is quite embarrassing looking back at it...and which I have been able to keep quiet for some time.

I hit up local dance bar called Myrons (now closed...damn), heavily drunk as well I usually was at Myrons... Was up at the classy dancefloor (sarcasm), known for it’s smell and of course sweaty women and men...

I’m up there and I see something that loosely resembles dancing from Sandpaper, I stumble over and pinch his ass.  Sandpaper looks around , can’t find out who did it.  Stupid Sandpaper I say. 

I pinch Sandpapers ass to confuse him even more but he figures out its me... He gives me the DIRTIEST look.  I was like what the fuck is up with that guy.  I had never seen him get that mad.  I thought maybe he was joking and just pretending to be mad... 

I pinched him again to piss him off, thinking nothing of it.  Turns out... it wasn’t Sandaper  Ha. This guy proceeded to tell me if I did that one more time that he’d break all my fingers off.  I apologized and bolted as I think there was a group forming to get the "gay ass pincher".

Moral of the story: It is NEVER a good idea to pinch a man's ass.