The Age Gage
The Age Gage
Throw out your old guidelines:
"If there's grass play ball."
"If she's crawling -she's in the right position... " - We have solved your age in relation to relationship questions.
The mathematical equation to determine how young you can go, and how old you may go before things start being weird. Its all about age differential but remember to respect the rules of law that you're government requires.
Some Guidelines
- Asking a girl her age and whipping out a calculator is considered in poor taste and may go beyond Grease to creepville.
- It is recommended to find an older lady that is not so old that her vagina hangs like "sleeve of wizard".
Now the "Age Gage" can be used for not only to see if a girl is YOUNG enough, but also if a woman is not too old ie: cougar. Many of you probably have already heard of the equation, however here at the rules we would like to throw in a "limit", not really a restriction per-say but: 18 is 18, not matter how old you are.
There has been some ideas floating around that its just a simple number. A definite age. but this is not so. Some people think that if a girl is 10 years older than you, that makes her a cougar. Not So. To prove this lets take you back to when you were 18. If you were boning/toungeing/or receiving HJs, BJs, or ZJs from someone that was 29 does that make her a cougar? I think not. Also girls (woman) that are 35+ are borderline cougars, however this is very debatable. If only there was an equation that could solve this problem.............
The Age Gage Equation!:
Age of Younger Person ≥ Age of Older Person + 7
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For some help in understanding what we mean here are a couple examples:
-You're 23 hooking up with a woman who's 46 (happened to Sandpaper)
(46 / 2) + 7= 30
Therefore anyone she sleeps with under 30 makes her a cougar.
-You're 22 hooking up with a girl who's 19
(22 / 2) + 7=18
You're not a greasy old man because she's 19, older than your "young limit"
BUT REMEMBER 18 IS 18 NO MATTER HOW OLD YOU ARE
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